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Official Beer of International Beer Day 2008 |
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Welcome to the one and only,
Original, Official website of International
Beer Day! International
Beer Day is a celebration of that frothy
wonderful beverage the whole world loves, in the depths of
summer when beer can best be enjoyed.
Because Beer is a beverage enjoyed by the entire world and
brewed on virtually every inhabited continent, the Earth was
long overdue to have a single international holiday celebrating
Beer's greatness. To meet this need, International Beer Day
was created so that all of humanity could be united every
August 5th, in celebration of Beer!
So take to the streets every August 5th with your closest
friends, head to your favorite Pub, Club or Bar, and order
a pitcher of your favorite beer (for yourself of course, your
friends will have to get their own!)
In Summary: Beer
is good, we like Beer, let's drink Beer.
Note: It isn't
necessary to drink international beers on International Beer
Day. It's the international celebration of beer, not the celebration
of international beers, get it?
A Further Note: The proper way to greet
someone on International Beer Day is to hand them a beer and
say, "I bring you the gift
of Beer." This is also a perfectly acceptable
(though not particularly effective) pick-up line.
- If the person you're greeting already has a beer, you
should instead raise your beer to them and say, "Nice
Beer" (To which the reply is of course,
"Nice Beer!").
- And of course, if you're greeting someone at work, at
the DMV, in class, or in any number of other places where
you probably shouldn't be drinking, there's always the backup
greeting, "Happy International
Beer Day!"
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